Hello Los Santos. It seems people don’t understand the phrase, loose lips sink ships. Our friendly…
Author: Mia Dodson
Los Santos Loses a “Happy” Soul
In the late evening hours on the 21st of December, a young man made the worse…
Angels of Death Live up to their Name
Over this past weekend during a simple fly-by of the newly opened Vanilla Unicorn, our investigator…
Obituary of Pastor Pete Morrison
Though he had the face of a 70-year-old man, Pastor Pete was actually only in his…
Lost Santos Most Wanted Criminals
The current official LSPD Most Wanted Fugitives list has been released. This information may be copied…
Single and Ready to Mingle: LSPD’s Most Eligible Bachelors
Citizens of Los Santos! Weazel News is becoming the matchmaker of the city! We are doing…