Obituary of Pastor Pete Morrison

Though he had the face of a 70-year-old man, Pastor Pete was actually only in his 40s. A member of our community dying young is never easy to accept especially one with such an impact as Pastor Pete.

From his Baptisms at Hill Valley Church, to his powerful sermons at other funerals, Pastor Pete will be most remembered for his horrible, dangerous driving abilities. Even though he didn’t win the Mayoral election, Pastor Pete put forth amazing ideas to improve the city showing how much he loved the citizens even after running over most of them.

His time at Hill Valley Church changed the lives of some citizens bringing them into the life of religion. Pastor Pete always wanted the best for our city. He became a lawyer and wanted to help those in need who had trouble with the law defending those who could not defend themselves. He even went as far as getting plastic surgery and facelift to make him more approachable and friendly to the city, though it was a drastic change for most to accept.

Though his life began to travel down the wrong road and take him away from what was right in the end, Pastor Pete was a good man and he will be missed dearly.

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Official Autopsy Report:

Autopsy Report of Pastor Pete Morrison
Date of Birth: N/a
Date of Death: November 30, 2020
Time of Death: 5:17 pm EST
Area of Death: Bowlingbrook Prison
Cause of Death: Blunt force trauma to the head – noticeable bleeding from the right temple area

Other Details:
PT was found on the ground inside Bowlingbrook Prison as an inmate

PT had no pulse on the scene. Attempts to revive on scene; After two attempts with adrenaline shots to the chest due to his pacemaker, the patient was pronounced deceased. Investigation to the rest of the body resulted in finding bruising all over his torso, arms and head. Multiple blunt force trauma sites on around the head of the PT as if he was involved in a fight. One major blow to the right temple appeared to have rendered Mr. Morrison unconscious and a major internal bleed at that location.

Taken immediately to Morgue for Autopsy

Evidence: cylindrical shaped blunt force trauma to the head
Known Associations: Hill Valley Church and Morrison and Burns Law Practice
Next of Kin: N/A
Other Investigative Notes: After further investigation, Lucas “Wolfy” Frank admitted to Mr. Morrison’s death but has a witness confirming it was in self defense.

Signed: Lola Thompson, M.D.

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Weazel News sends its sympathy to all Mr. Morrison’s friends and family. Rest easy Pastor Pete. A funeral date/time will be announced when it is decided upon.

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