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Single and Ready to Mingle: LSPD’s Most Eligible Bachelors

November 6, 2020
Mia Dodson
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Citizens of Los Santos! Weazel News is becoming the matchmaker of the city! We are doing a special on the eligible bachelors of the Los Santos Police Department! Looking for a date? Looking for a fun night? Check out these gentlemen that are looking for a “partner in crime“!

Lieutenant Rico Hudds

Taser! Taser! Taser!

Bio: Loves walks on the beach and watching sunsets.
Will definitely be your Instagram boyfriend.

Senior Officer Callum Moors

Pink to make the girls wink.

Bio:
Pros – Is willing to share his Netflix password
– Will white knight for you every day
– Can eat 30 Chicken Nuggets in one sitting
Cons – Uses sarcasm as a defense mechanism
– Can eat 30 Chicken Nuggets in one sitting

Detective Maximillian Anderssen

The only thing long in my life is my name.

Bio: Was hit by a truck once.

Trooper Billie Bizzie

Everyone loves a man in uniform.

Bio: When I was a little boy, I shoved a rock up my nose and I couldn’t get it out for a few months. All I had to do was blow my nose. I still have the rock.

Commissioner Mike Harrison

They call me Commi.

Bio: I’m a fun loving guy, completely down to earth with no interest in committing murder.

Trooper John Potts

Have you ever said F*ck the Police? Well here’s your chance.

Bio: You should message me if you’re a girl that smells like diesel or peanut butter.

Interested in a date with these amazing men of the law?

Leave a comment below and Weazel News will pay for your date!

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