The current official LSPD Most Wanted Fugitives list has been released. This information may be copied…
Month: November 2020
Protector or Psycho: Inside The Mind of Bizzie
Today Weazel News received footage from an anonymous source. The video contains what seems to be…
The Loss Of Lawrence Dauterive
On Thursday, November 12th at 6:05 pm, this city lost the most memorable, authentic, lighthearted person…
Lawrence Dauterive Attempts To Murder The Director Of Pillbox
It all began yesterday afternoon when the director of Pillbox Medical Doctor Lola Thompson attempted to…
Single and Ready to Mingle: LSPD’s Most Eligible Bachelors
Citizens of Los Santos! Weazel News is becoming the matchmaker of the city! We are doing…
Gruppe Sechs Is Hiring!
The security company Gruppe Sechs has recently been put under new management. Its new owner Westly…
LSPD “Deals” Sentence to Gun Dealer!
Over recent days, LSPD has been conducting is a citywide investigation. After the discovery of a…